Former Republican presidential candidate and noted sleep-talker, Dr. Ben Carson, dropped a bombshell a couple of days ago: he’s not interested in being a member of President-Elect Camacho’s cabinet. The reason is even more hilarious and insightful than you might expect. From The Hill:
“[According to Dr. Carson’s friend and advisor Armstrong Williams], ‘Dr. Carson feels he has no government experience, he’s never run a federal agency. The last thing he would want to do was take a position that could cripple the presidency.'”
We wanna defend Sleeping Benny here, but we couldn’t find the lie. And don’t you guys even think about asking the obvious question of why the fuck he ran for PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES in the first place if he knew he was grossly unqualified. Not only is it a little too on the nose, but it’s rude as hell to wake a dude when he’s sleeping.