Now for some good news, America! A tip of the cap to California, Nevada, and Massachusetts for legalizing the sticky icky. Maine, you’re still on timeout since you gave an electoral vote to Trump. No strain is good enough to make us forget that.
Okay, maybe whatever Snoop Dogg is smoking could help us forget. But other than that – wait, what were we talking about? We forget, so let’s just play out the blog post with a dank Bernie meme.