At least it would have at a KKK rally. During a charity fundraiser in NYC, Hill-Dog and her frenemy, NYC mayor Bill de Blasio, decided to liven things up a little bit by talking about something other than politics. Unfortunately, that “something” was a super-racist skit. From CBS News:
“Clinton set up the joke: ‘I just have to say thanks for the endorsement, Bill. Took you long enough,’ she said, referring to the fact that he endorsed her months after she launched her campaign. ‘Sorry Hillary, I was running on C.P. time,’ de Blasio responded, seemingly referring to the slang term ‘colored people time.’ The term alludes to the stereotype that African Americans are typically late. Actor Leslie Odom Jr., who plays Aaron Burr in the musical ‘Hamilton,’ was also on stage and told the mayor, ‘That’s not — I don’t like jokes like that, Bill.’ Clinton then delivered the punchline, responding that de Blasio was referring to ‘cautious politician time.’”
I can’t even right now.
Hillary was obviously on board with this ridiculous skit initially, considering the fact that she clearly rehearsed it and then performed it in front of a large group of people. Only after receiving a lot of blowback –
Jeb, I’m hard at work, which is more than I can say for you right now. Make a joke about that one, bitch.
Anyway, after receiving a lot of – ahem – criticism for the skit, Hillary found the intestinal fortitude to take responsibility for her lack of judgment and apologize. I’m just fucking with you. This is Hillary Clinton we’re talking about, people! She did what she always does in a scandal – she immediately blamed that shit on somebody else, namely her best friend of about five minutes, Bill de Blasio. From the New York Times:
“‘Well, look, it was Mayor de Blasio’s skit,’ Mrs. Clinton told Cosmopolitan magazine. ‘He has addressed it, and I will really defer to him because it is something that he’s already talked about.’”
I simply cannot with this woman. “It was Mayor de Blasio’s skit?” Yes, yes it was. So who was that bitch in the skit with him, sporting Chairman Mao executive realness, your twin fucking sister? This was a skit that YOU participated in, knowing full well the content from start to finish. At least de Blasio has the balls to stand in there and defend his own work. Hillary though, she’s gonna act all insulted that you even asked her about it, like she was a fucking bystander in this whole thing. To quote the legendary Latrice Royale, “Five G’s Please.”
Really though, we should just stay focused on the issues. I’m sure Hillary would want us to do that instead of focusing on her minstrel-sy sideshow. So let’s do that – let’s look at the issues. Like how Hillary’s frenemy de Blasio is under federal investigation for shady fundraising. Or how Verizon executives who are shanking at Bernie for joining a picket line against them are also lining Hillary’s pockets, giving her more than $200K for a speech. Is that the kind of shit you’d like us to focus on, Hillary?