Justice Rebecca Bradley Says Gay Sex Is Evil, Screws Married Man To Emphasize Point

Last time we stopped by Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice Rebecca Bradley, she was running for re-election when a little scandal knocked on her back door.

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Jeb, that’s wildly inappropriate. Anyway, a little scandal – ahem – happened, when people found out she was just the teeniest bit homophobic during her college years. And by teeniest bit, I mean she was a major fucking bigot. Let’s brush off that handy gag reflex and refresh our collective memory with a few more pearl (necklaces) of wisdom from Nicky Nichols’ slightly more successful twin:

“Why is a student government on a Catholic campus attempting to bring legitimacy to an abnormal sexual preference?”

“Heterosexual sex is very healthy in a loving martial relationship. Homosexual sex, however, kills.”

Give this bitch ALL the Pulitzers. So what’s Justice Nicky Nichols up to now? Ironically, she’s fending off another scandal. From the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

“As a private attorney, Rebecca Bradley represented in a child placement case the former chief operating officer of the law firm where both had previously worked — and with whom she acknowledged having had an extramarital affair, according to court records.”

Wait a minute, are you saying that a Republican who is judgmental about the sex lives of total strangers is in fact, herself, having the kind of sex she publicly decries as immoral? I am fucking SHOCKED I tell you!

Is she also the kind of person who clearly uses birth control, but tells other women they can’t because it’ll KILL THEIR BEHBEHS!!!??? Funny you should ask, because yes – yes, she is.

Ladies, we need to have a talk. From one vagina to another, let me just level with you here. Helping the patriarchy do its job is NOT a good look. Don’t be a hater. And no, I’m not talking about what Kardashians call haters, I’m talking about actual haters. Calling you out on being a vapid piece of shit who calls the paparazzi to document the downward spiral of your spouse is not being a hater, it is being real.

Calling you out on being a hypocrite who is actively trying to suppress the rights of marginalized minorities is also being real, and it is the right thing to do. Ladies, do you really want to go without contraception or abortion? If you do, just be prepared to have this looking back at you in the mirror every day:

If you are a Wisconsin voter who likes being able to go on vacay without 19 ankle-biters in tow, do yourself a favor – go to the polls on April 5th and vote for Justice JoAnne Kloppenburg, not Nicky Nichols’ hypocritical stunt double.

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