Seriously, You Guys, Let’s Actually Make America Great Again

It’s clear from Donald Trump’s political catchphrase, “Make America Great Again,” that Chester Cheetah’s butt nugget wants us to go back to a happier time when white people weren’t so oppressed (slavery – he’s talking about slavery, OK?). Maybe we should oblige him? I declare that henceforth, Donald Trump and all his family are once again British and German citizens. He will no longer be eligible to run for president, and America can return to those idyllic days when Drumpfs didn’t dominate the news cycle. You’re welcome, America.

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